Ever been in Texas at Thanksgiving time? This is what it usually looks like.
Assuming you’re transferring beer to your keg and trying to watch football through the window because your toddler wants to paint outside (whose kid is this, again?), all while digging through the garage and bathroom trying to find the last of the sunblock.
And that strong ale spiked with bourbon-soaked oak chips and vanilla bean will be ready for drinking this weekend!